Have you noticed off-late that college is evolving into a primary school,dog-house combo.People taking your names(Hello!!!) for coming in late!!! or not wearing a dog-collar(The people who fail to comprehend this lingo call it a "Lanyard").
The school,dog-house combo is and has always been another "caalej" which is looked with a mixture of reverence and scorn by different strata of students...NOT US!!!Please we are more mature than that.And all the departments are enforcing the use of doggie -collars one at a time...What next???the samosawala at the corner refusing to serve collarless students???Heaven forbid!!!We probably pant like dogs all the time...either from running to class to avoid being late (AND have our NAMES noted down!!) or from running around the field enjoying a heated game of football,why in the world aren't the "authoriteahs" satisfied with that?why are they so hell-bent on enhancing our similarity with our good canine pals with their fancy dog-tags???Was it a friendship day resolution or some such thing?
But hey,News FLASH!!! Nobody seems to care whether you have your ID card or not.The "authoriteahs" are so hell bent upon keeping friendship vows intact that they dont seem to bother upon the human aspect of identification,namely a simple card!Case in point, I just flashed my Bus-Pass and the security guard just let me through (but not before giving me a glowering look and brief lecture for not wearing a doggie-collar).The voice of reason in the "Authoriteah" apparently has a bout of laryngitis and hopefully will be cured before long.Till then,bark if you must,but dont go barking mad!
